February 2012
83 posts
4 tags
tyleroakley:
I bow to thee.
TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.
In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
Things college has made me dislike:
marytldr:
-Slut Shaming
-“Nice Guys”
The second you call yourself a nice guy, you aren’t a nice guy. The end
helldate:
one time i went on a date with this guy and he was really cute and normal and when i got to his house for a little post date fun he tried to tie me up and offered me cocaine so i left.
masterofkarateandfriendship:
Call me corny, but the next time I go to Disneyland I’m going to find Scar, take a picture with him, and whisper, “For Mufasa,” as I stab him in the side.
mibber:
I guess the Grammys this year had a royalty theme. The Queens (Gaga, Britney, Beyonce and Madonna) sat back and relaxed while the Court Jesters (Nicki, Katy, Chris Brown and That creepy french pedophile) foolishly danced around the stage for the Queens enjoyment. There was even a nature segment starring the rare Adelephant!
anch0vies:
It’s honestly pretty sad how some people on here like have hatred in their heart for Gaga
She is a pop singer
a pop singer
who makes music about loving who you are
you don’t have to be a fan of her
but if you take time out of your day to talk about how much you hate her or her fans
just stop